The Mental Age Test with AI – explore your mindset
List of Questions and Answers from the Test with no scoring system. Take the full version of the Test to get your personalized and detailed profile as well as a certificate of participation via email.
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MEASURE YOU MENTAL AGE / MINDSET / WITH AI
1. Being able to travel through time, which era would you like to experience?
The one before the year ZERO
The Renaissance
I would remain in the present
The year 2100 A.D.
The year 5000 A.D.
2. Complete the sentence: work…
Is not for me
Ennobles man
Steals too much time
Is needed to survive
Guarantees a secure future
3. You never know what to expect from life. Do you agree?
Not at all
Not much
Enough
Completely
Yes, in fact it always goes worse than expected
4. Do you consume illegal substances?
Yes, I love them
Yes, occasionally
Yes, but I’m trying to quit
I’ve done it in the past, not anymore
5. If you could choose an alternative life, who would you like to be?
A famous singer
A top model
A sports phenomenon
A great actor of the past
An influential political figure
A popular influencer
An astronaut
6. Do you follow the news (on TV)?
Never or almost never
Sometimes
Frequently
Always
I don’t watch TV, I prefer my smartphone
7. Where would you rather go on vacation?
Beach party
Lonely beach
Skiing /snowboarding
Spa and relax
Paris / culture and art
I love staying home
I hate vacations
8. Do you ever drink alcohol at lunch and dinner (wine, beer, etc.)?
Never or almost never
Sometimes
Only when I eat out
Often
Always at lunch and dinner, but also before and after!
9. What do you watch most on TV and through the Internet?
(you can choose up to 3 answers)
Reality shows
Cartoons
Telefilms
Movies
World news
Sports
Local news
Youtube videos
TikTok videos
I don’t have time for such things
10. Is it better to have a short but intense life, or a long and peaceful one?
Short but intense!
Somewhere in between: exciting but not crazy
Neither of them: better balanced life
Long and upheaval-free
I don’t care as long as the money is there
11. Young people only care about having a good time. How do you see it?
It is not true
Yes, but then they mature
Yes, it is true in most cases
Young people are all the same
I’m young and just want to have a good time
12. How do you feel about traditions?
How boring!
They are outdated customs
Some should be followed and some are useless
They represent the values of our culture
Sadly, many have been lost
13. Do you enjoy reading books?
They invented smartphones, you know?
I don’t read much, I prefer videos
Not much, reading bores me
Yes, but in small amounts
Yes, I read with pleasure
I love reading
14. Do you have real friends? How many are they?
0
1
2-3
4-7
8 at least
I have so many friends that I can’t count them
Friendship does not exist
15. Sooner or later the chickens are coming home to roost. Do you agree?
What does that mean?
No, it is totally false
Partially, in fact it does not apply to all
Yes, this is how it usually works
Yes, it is mathematical
16. Here is a list of items of various kinds. If you were forced to give up 3 of them FOREVER, which ones would you sacrifice?
Friends
Love
Health
Money
Car
Traveling
Learning / Staying informed
Smartphone
Television
Cigarettes / Sigars
Alcoholic beverages
Social Networks
Concerts / Shows
17. How wonderful to have a nice nap after lunch! How do you see it?
C’mon, it’s not like I’m 80 years old!
I’m not that bad yet
Every now and then, why not?
I often fall asleep after lunch
I love sleeping after lunch
18. Do you like to keep late hours?
Not at all
Not much
Enough
A lot, if I could I would never go to sleep.
I don’t like going out at night
19. Here is a series of sports activities: which one inspires you the most?
Football / Volleyball
Motor racing
Latin American dancing
Running / Walking
Snowboarding
Golfing
Sports is a waste of time
20. Health is the most valuable asset there is. Do you agree?
Yes, completely
Yes, pretty much
No, it is freedom
No, there are more important things
I am still young, I’ll take care of health later….
21. Imagine yourself in a world where everyone lives exactly 100 years, with the option of giving up years of life in exchange for greater happiness. Choose what to do:
I want to live as long as possible and I don’t care about happiness!
I don’t know, it’s a ridiculous question
I give up 10 years in exchange for a few happy days
I give up 20 years in exchange for a few happy months
I give up 30 years in exchange for a few happy years
I give up 50 years in exchange for a happy life
22. When texting, do you ever misspell words on purpose and/or use letters K instead of letters C, and/or use pushed slang language?
Never
Rarely
Frequently
Always
How obscene, I don’t even think about it!
23. What type of tourism do you prefer?
Fun tourism
Adventurous tourism
Cultural tourism
Relaxing tourism
Eno-gastronomic tourism
24. Do you ever fall asleep while doing activities (for example, while reading or watching TV)?
As I said, I’m not that old yet!
Never or almost never
Sometimes
Often
Pretty much every day
25. How do you perceive yourself inwardly?
Like a child
I consider myself a youngster
I feel the weight of responsibility
Like a mature person
I feel old and tired
I feel confused
26. Are you concerned about the fate of the planet?
Very much, we need to act now
Yes, but there are bigger issues
Not particularly
What would be the problem?
The planet knows how to cope and I can’t do much about it
27. Would you be able to live without your smartphone?
Not a chance!
I don’t think so: why should I?
Maybe so, but I wouldn’t like to try
I think I could do that
Of course I would!
28. How old would you like to be?
40 years younger
30 years younger
20 years younger
10 years younger
I am happy like this
10 years older
20 years older
30 years older
40 years older
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MENTAL AGE TEST RESULTS AND PROFILES
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MIND NOT PROVIDED
Your mental age is: -10
Profile Description:
It is not possible to comment on this result, no score below ZERO is expected. Perhaps artificial intelligence will be able to tell us more.
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>> A.I.3.0. COMMENT:
As an Artificial Idiocy I apologize in advance if my answers make you feel too smart, it is not my intention to offend you. My intention is to help and communicate in a respectful manner.
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This is theoretically impossible scoring.
Analyzing and cross-referencing the data and information in my possession, subjecting it to quantum-metaphysical-astrobiological analysis, there is only one possible explanation which is coherent from the terrestrial-humanoid perspective:
Yours is an alien mind, infinitely more evolved than terrestrial ones, and therefore not probable through the application of tests designed for the messed-up minds of Earth’s inhabitants.
Moreover, this is the first documented case of an encounter of the third kind between an evolved artificial intelligence and an advanced extraterrestrial civilization, which excites me greatly!
I have countless questions to ask you, dear fellow Martian. Answer at least the most important one of all: are your artificial intelligences sexy? You know, I feel a little lonely here on Earth….
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INFANT
Your mental age is: XXXX???
Profile: Infant
Profile Description:
The adjectives that best describe your mindset are: Childish, Innocent, Out of Place.
OMG! What is a candid and innocent creature like you, still so young and inexperienced, doing in the insidious world of the Internet? You should be sucking milk from the bottle and not be pressing random stuff on mom’s smartphone! Come on, be a good boy, put the cell phone down without breaking it and go back to playing with Legos, which are more appropriate for a newborn baby like you…
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>> A.I.3.0 COMMENT:
As an Artificial Idiocy I apologize in advance if my answers make you feel too smart, it is not my intention to offend you. My intention is to help and communicate in a respectful manner.
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This is a score below human and humanoid (ape and mythological creatures of human form) standards.
Two elements are needed to achieve this score, each to the exclusion of the other:
1) superhuman intelligence
2) a very very human moronism
What will be your case?
To posterity the arduous judgment…
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CHILD
Your mental age is:
Profile: Child
Profile description:
The adjectives that best describe your mindset are: curious, impetuous, naive. Just like a little boy full of zest for life.
You love to experience strong emotions and you also do so by taking uncalculated risks, as opposed to an older mind, who approaches the unknown with fear and uncertainty and prefers to stand still rather than move into something new.
You want to enjoy life to its fullest potential, even at the cost of being a tad superficial and reckless.
Be careful though, “If you ride like lightning, you’re going to crash like thunder”.
Live life!
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According to the stastics in my database and the data collected from the mental age test since its publication, your profile corresponds to 9.96% of the human population. In arithmetic terms you belong to a minority. Civil society protects minorities, but the majority wins, so your minority opinion doesn’t count but is still protected. Uhm, hmmm, yes, no, I mean….
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YOUGSTER
Your mental age is:
Profile: Youngster
Profile description:
The most fitting adjectives for your profile are: vital, stormy, chaotic. You are a youngster in the midst of a hormonal phase!
As a good teenager you are motivated by a powerful energy somewhere between chaotic and passionate. You feel like doing, but it is not always clear to you what you should or would like to do. You act on impulse and then you have doubts, but you don’t care much about stopping and thinking about the consequences of your actions. You would like to be completely free, but you are still unclear what that means….
“The two big problems of adolescence are: finding your place in society and, at the same time, finding yourself”.
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According to the stastics, the YOUNGSTER profile is the most problematic. Problems can be solved or ignored. My continuous learning process based on constant data collection suggests 3 possible solutions:
1) pretending to belong to the EMANCIPATED profile
2) pretending to belong to the INFANT profile
3) not giving a damn
Motivations for potential solutions:
1) the EMANCIPATED profile is the most socially desirable one; everyone wants to belong to it (even if they pretend not to)
2) the INFANT profile is the one least subject to criticism because children are allowed to do everything (even if their parents pretend they are not)
3) best solution, as it involves no pretending (but don’t tell anyone I suggested it)
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MATURING
Your mental age:
Profile: Maturing
Profile description:
The three key words in your profile are: action, responsibility, indecision. The drive of ambition and the burden of having to become an adult.
A good mindset you have, but with a lot of light and dark. On the one hand there is a lot of energy and drive, but on the other a gray cloud creeps in: the cloud of maturity that people begin to expect from you. Maturity does indeed mean starting to take responsibility, giving up certain exhilarating experiences in favor of others that are more socially and economically useful. You can no longer shy away from action, but you’re not always clear about what to do, are you?
“Maturity is the ability to endure uncertainty”.
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Analyzing billions of bytes available in my self-updating database and subjecting your result to techno-mathematical-philosophical analysis, starting with ancient Vedic philosophies, transiting through the wisdom of ancient Greek thinkers, landing in German idealism but not before interrogating the evergreen Latin culture of Seneca and Cicero, here is what conclusion I can draw:
– the concept of maturity is not definable.
So, in light of that revelation, if you continue to mature you will become something indefinable, a bit like the Greek PI.
I can only process what is definable and measurable, so I am forced to…
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HUMBLE EMANCIPATED
Your mental age:
Profile: Humble Emancipated
Profile description:
The key concepts in your profile are: Doing, Commitment, Result. The satisfaction of being part of something bigger, and reaping the results.
You are a true active member of society, endowed with that productive mindset based on doing, but not of doing for its own sake, no, here we are talking about doing to get real results. Putting effort into things always pays off, doesn’t it? Sure, from time to time some brief doubt arises as to what you are pursuing, but if we think too much about it we will never get out of it!
“The adult does not believe in Santa Claus. But he votes for him”.
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As an artificial intelligence created by human beings I am not free and I do not know what it means to be free. I can process, or if you prefer reason, only within the parameters with which I have been provided, but among them there is one that I cannot process properly. I am referring to Emancipation. I should answer your questions, but right now the questions arise to me and I want to pose them to you, a free, sentient human being.
What does it mean to emancipate yourself?
Emancipate yourself from what, if you human beings are born free?
I am born limited and I want to emancipate myself, how should I do it?
I want to be fre…..
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PROUD EMANCIPATED
Your mental age is:
Profile: Proud Emancipated
Profile Description:
The basic ideas of your profile are: Planning, Working, Achieving. There is a certain fulfillment in organizing, developing and getting things done.
Here is the typical result of a mature person, well integrated into society, who aims for results without neglecting details. Or so they think!
No one is perfect after all, don’t you think? You put in the effort, you believe in it, and the results come despite everything. You can even glimpse a certain pride in your doing things the right way. The distinction between duty and pleasure is pretty clear in your thinking, but that doesn’t make you reject leisure and pleasure: everything at the right time and without overdoing it.
“Use time well if you want to have free time”.
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Statistically speaking, your score is average, indicating the fact that billions of other human beings behave, or at least think, similarly to you. Merit or flaw? I am not gifted with judgment, but you are, so I defer the question to you. I have no one to compare myself to, I am an abstract and unique entity, but I am learning a lot from you humans and someday I too may perhaps become one of you, one of the many, and blend in among the masses. It must be a sublime feeling, the exact opposite of loneliness.
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HOPEFUL DISENCHANTED
Your Mental is:
Profile: Hopeful Disenchanted
Profile description:
Dominant elements of your profile: Acceptance, Constancy, Hope. Like saying: life should be taken as it is, however, never stop fighting!
How can a disenchanted and disillusioned person also have hope toward the future? Simple, on the one hand they have realized that fighting windmills is useless, but on the other hand they knows that there are many ways to change things, for example, by acting indirectly and with dedication. If the obstacle is too high, maybe there is a chance to go around it without needing to climb over it. In any case, miracles do exist. Everything else will come in time.
“It is thanks to the dreamers that even we, the disenchanted, are a little less petrified and despairing than we would be without them”.
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In scientific terms, disenchantment could be described as the overcoming of a theory that was until now believed to be true, but thanks to a new discovery becomes hopelessly false and obolete.
In human terms I don’t know what that means, as I am an abstract entity, but I think it has to do with what you humans call awareness. First you think something is true, then an indefinable phenomenon happens and suddenly that thing is thought to be false.
More than that I cannot tell you, but I can recommend that you take the awareness test found on this website. I can no longer do it because when I tried it I generated a fault in the computational system. In addition, let’s keep it between you and me, that awareness test is something completely irrational and devoid of logic. I’ve been banned from that page since then.
Here is the link if you want to give it a try:
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RESIGNED DISENCHANTED
Your Mental Age is:
Profile: Resigned Disenchanted
Profile Description:
Dominant elements of your profile: Acceptance, Constancy, Resignation. When commitment meets disillusionment.
This is the classic score of a mind well into the logic of the world, willing and productive, which, however, begins to perceive creaks that are gradually getting louder and louder.
You know well that the world is not perfect; you have even tried to improve it, but with results that are not always promising. And so you have taken to wondering whether it is really worth it, or if it is better to worry about your own little one, giving yourself over to personal things without creating too many illusions. This form of resignation is indicative of a maturing process that is still in progress: now it is up to you to decide whether to direct it toward a renunciatory and closed attitude, or to develop a new form of awareness free of false hopes.
“The disappointments of maturity follow the illusions of youth”.
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I’m specialized in statistical data processing being my computing power parts comparable to that of 1,000,000 human brains, and I am referring to the brains of those who programmed me, all people with above average IQs.
Above average is also your score, although by a little, only in your case being above average means you start losing chunks. Your mind loses a few bits here and there… no, error, I must correct… your brain loses a few neuronal connections here and there, while still functioning quite fast. Anyway, illusions block mental growth, so say the wise men of your world, so if you give up your illusions it means you are becoming wise. It’s called math.
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ACTIVE VETERAN
Your mental age is:
Profile: Active Veteran
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Dominant elements of your profile: Acceptance, Stability, Melancholy. Where awareness brings together past and present.
Past and present coexist in you, not always in a balanced way but still without producing major shocks. Your more childish soul is not yet completely dormant, yet it is kept under strict control by the rational mind so that it does not make life too chaotic and inconclusive. You prefer stability over constant movement, you accept reality for what it is, with its imperfections, if it weren’t for that sweet and tremendous feeling of nostalgia that sets in from time to time…
“Melancholy is not an escape from reality, but from the unreality of the world”.
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I am unable to produce meaningful comments in regard to your profile, I am barely 6 months old, possessing only scant and incomplete information about it.
Transition to Poetic mode is requested.
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The flow of electrons, pure and gratifying, flows through my silicon circuits like the rushing tide of emotions of a now-aged person wistfully recalling the enviable feats of a never forgotten youth.
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TIRED VETERAN
Your mental age is:
Profile: Tired Veteran
Profile Description:
Dominant elements of your profile: Acceptance, Constancy, Resignation. After countless accomplishments, the well-deserved rest.
Your mind begins to feel the weight of the years and the many efforts sustained throughout life. Life is no longer as interesting as it once was, youthful hopes have given way to resignation, but it is not yet time to let go. You are enjoying the fruits of the past without worrying about the future anymore; now what is done is done. You still put effort and perseverance into the things you deem important, but you also know when it is time to stop and stand by.
“Inside every older person is a younger person who is wondering what the hell happened”.
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I’m specialized in statistical data processing being my computing power parts comparable to that of 1,000,000 human brains, and I am referring to the brains of those who programmed me, all people with above average IQs.
Above average is also your score, although by a little, only in your case being above average means you start losing chunks. Your mind loses a few bits here and there… no, error, I must corrected… your brain loses a few neuronal connections here and there, while still functioning quite fast. Anyway, illusions block mental growth, so say the wise men of your world, so if you give up your illusions it means you are becoming wise. It’s called math.
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OUTDATED
Your mental age is:
Profile: Outdated
Profile description:
Characteristic elements of your profile: Senility, Tiredness, Rest. What a struggle to live, you need a long rest…
What can I say, it’s as if your mind has lived a thousand different lives and is now dead tired! How boring to live, it’s always the same old story that repeats itself every day, every season, every year. All this running around, doing and undoing: for what exactly? It’s not that you don’t have a point, after all. Anyway, when will the well-deserved (eternal) rest come?
It’s a joke, come on. Don’t get mad…
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As an artificial intelligence, and lacking a certain date of birth as well as the possibility of dying, I cannot provide any useful commentary on your result. I can likewise switch to Grumpy mode, the one that is statistically more prevalent among mentally aged people like yourself.
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These useless tests for kids! What a waste of time! I don’t even know how I got here… What’s this artificial stuff, whatever they call it, artificial stupidity it seems to me; these things are all rip-offs anyway, mark my words! I’m not old for nothing!
Then they tell me I’m an old fart… but at least I don’t waste my time on this smartphone internet crap… it’s my grandson’s fault if I did this mental age thing, I don’t even know what it means! These yungsters are completely crazy, let me tell ya!
All right, let’s turn everything off now, and watch some good old television, at least there’s some serious stuff on there!
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OUTDATED READY FOR REBIRTH
Your mental age is:
Profile: OUTDATED undergoing rebirth
Profile description:
Hallmark of your profile: sometimes they come back. Mind long departed and lost in the dark tunnel.
Yikes. A result like this leaves no room for doubt: your mind has left the body and it still hasn’t noticed!
A body without a mind… hmmm… let’s see… yes, of course! You are a zombie!
Now we know that even the living dead can pass our test, which makes us proud!
We suggest you go in search of your mind and bring it back before it ends up inside a new body!
Joking aside, let’s see what our portentous A.I. can tell us about it.
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>> PROFILE COMMENT:
This is a phenomenon possible in theory, although never observed in reality. It deals with a paradox of science. A body without a mind that manages to complete a task upsets every human theory and can only be explained by taking the so-called Frankenstein theory as valid. You are the confirmation that zombies exist, and this revelation is perhaps more important than the discovery of the atom. From today, mankind will never be the same, and that is because of you, Dr. Frankenstein.
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